If you've explored enough of the site to end up here,
by now you've got to be wondering:
"Rob seems so...Normal.
How did he ever end up as the Pirate King?"
There have been four major influences in my life that I can blame, I mean, THANK for the way I turned out.
Litigation is ongoing, but for now check 'em out below: |
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 Influence
#1: Indiana Jones |
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The first major influence on my life
was someone I think everyone knows pretty well. Indiana Jones
taught me...
"It belongs in a museum!"-
Chicks dig Scars
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Influence #2:
MacGyver! |
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The Second major influence in my
life was someone that every child should be Forced to know.
MacGyver taught me...
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A little research
beforehand can go a long way
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There's nothing you
can't do if you have a Swiss Army Knife, a roll of duct
tape, and a little common sense
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Influence
#3:
Tales of the Gold Monkey |
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The third major influence in my life is someone that I would
be highly surprised if anyone besides me even remembered a crappy
little TV show called "Tales of The Gold Monkey", but it taught me...
Don't go out of your way to look for trouble; It'll usually find you soon enoughAlways hit the biggest guy
first
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Influence
#4: Errol Flynn |
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I'd find
it pretty hard to believe that anyone could not know the fourth
major influence in my life. This man pretty much wrote the
book on Swashbuckling...Rest In Peace,
Captain. |
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