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you, I do not wish to co-author a pirate
based Romantic Novel with you at this point
Yellowbeard, Bluebeard, Redbeard, WaveRider
& Jack Sparrow are all fictional (not real)
pirate characters and were never
actually alive. At all. Ever.
Really. Nope, Never. Sorry.
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Just send a copy of your CD, Movie, Book, or
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and then hype the heck out of it for you.
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C/O Rob Ossian
P.O. BOX 90314
Austin, TX 78709
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if you're sending something so that I can
watch the P.O. Box for it!