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I'm glad to help, but please don't expect me to do your entire homework assignment for you!

No thank you, I do not wish to co-author a pirate based Romantic Novel with you at this point in time.

Gasparilla, Yellowbeard, Bluebeard, Redbeard, WaveRider & Jack Sparrow are all fictional (not real) pirate characters and were never actually alive.  At all.  Ever.  Really.  Nope, Never.  Sorry.

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With over 3,000 visitors hitting the website daily, is a great way for you to get some free advertising and exposure for your Pirate themed stuff.

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P.O. BOX 90314
Austin, TX   78709

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